There I was, on a mission of shorts…
All I needed was just one! I found myself in a situation I no longer recognized. I had just entered “That Department”… You know the one with all those undergarments. Bras specifically!! I was overwhelmed by the amount of choices. The styles, shapes, colors, textures and on and on they went… All I wanted was just one!
As I began to search through thousands of bras I couldn’t help but notice the “bra pitches” on the labels…
And all I thought was…
“I’m last in translation!”
Here are just a few that caught my eye…
This is not a bra
Gimme a boost
No guessing games
Smooth operator
We have your back
The secrets inside
Your sexiest cleavage yet!
Comfort devotion
Full support
Pure genius
Just for you
Your perfect
Barely there
It made me Wonder…
Whatever happened to that sweet old lady that use to help you with the right bra fit and bring you three bras to try on?
Anyone else overwhelmed by life’s bra choices?
In awe of just one!!!